Pre-LOI Brand Assessment
$149 one screen • $595 for five
Brands up to 60 listings
Emailed in under 10 minutes
No subscription • 7-day refund†
Full diligence on every candidate is not how anyone actually buys. You shortlist, you eliminate, and then you commit — and the expensive read belongs at the end of that, not the start of it.
This is the document for the middle. One page per brand, written for someone holding four of them side by side: where the revenue actually sits, who controls the listings carrying it, which way demand on those listings is moving, and the three to five risks that would matter if you went further.
Every count and share carries the population it was measured over, in the same sentence, every time. That sounds pedantic until you read two of these side by side — which is exactly where "71% of listings" measured over 38 of 937 becomes a false comparison.
What this brand IS on Amazon: where the revenue actually sits, who controls the listings that carry it, and which way demand on those listings is moving. Written to be defensible on its own, because it is the paragraph you will quote to a partner.
Separated by horizon rather than listed flat — what a new owner could address quickly, what would take a season, and what is structural and will not move. Named against specific listings and niches, not in general terms.
Three to five, highest severity first, each with the specific signal behind it. Where something could not be measured it is marked unmeasured — an absence is never rendered as a zero.
As it appears on Amazon, and the marketplace.
Catalogs over 60 listings are told so before paying — that one belongs in the full report.
Stripe Checkout. No account creation for a single screen.
Emailed with a permanent link, in under 10 minutes.
Flat, and that is what the 60-listing ceiling pays for — a screen has to cost the same on every target or it stops being useful for comparing them.
One-off purchase. No subscription. No recurring charges. Available on brands up to 60 listings; past that, checkout points you to the full report before taking payment.
Post-NDA, several targets, one LOI to spend. This is the document that decides which one gets the deeper read — and five of them cost less than one full report.
A consistent one-page read across a pipeline, same methodology and same format, so the targets are genuinely comparable rather than each described in their own terms.
The screen a prospective acquirer would run on you, and the risks it would surface — before they run it.
A screening document. Here is what it deliberately leaves to other steps.
No subscription. Stripe Checkout. One page, in under 10 minutes.
🔒 7-day refund — full refund if the screen doesn't materially inform which target you take further.
† 7-day refund. If the screen fails to materially inform your shortlist — it doesn't run, returns no usable footprint, or can't evaluate the marketplace you specified — email us within 7 days for a full refund. Refunds aren't offered simply because the reading wasn't the one you hoped for: a target eliminated cheaply is the best outcome this document has.